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Shame on you, Los!

From: Thomas Barclay of the Clan Barclay <kaladorn@h...>
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2000 00:55:30 -0500
Subject: Shame on you, Los!

Alan E and Carmel J Brain wrote:

> Now THERE's a frightening thought: the AC-5A...

Well IIRC the Air Force is fielding seven 747s mounted with airborne
anti-ballistic
missile laser on them.	Now if we can only get that forward lens to
depress
enough.....

Los
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Shame on you! You know that'd be a bad idea! It'd only give the airforce
a chance
to really work out that interservice rivalry once and for all....

Air force pilot on AC-5A Thunderchicken:

"You want it where? Okay. .... Wait, we're you the 'gyrenes that broke
up
my favorite bar at <deleted for security reasons>? .... I think you
were.....
....one Alpha Strike coming right up.... where did you say your trench
was
again?...."

<I'm only kidding in case we have any flyboys around. But us PBI develop
a
healthy respect for how dead one can get from friendly air dropped
ordinance
or friendly artillery. The PBI can eat the round, and the arty gunner or
the
sky jockey just goes back to his hooch safe and sound.>

<Course, I'll be the first to say thanks for those 155's and the FAE
when
I've got hostile contacts over-running my perimeter... ;-)  >

Tom
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was snow.
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