RE: The Imperious forces of the Evil Empire...

I can just see it, companies upon companies of Lemon Wuss tanks come
advacing to the good and loyal NAC and allies.	The allies wait until
the
enemy are in optimum range and let it fly with a barrage of GMS/H and
RFAC/2.  The weak armour of da Boyz fails to save and they die.  This I
gotta see

Slim
The only one who belives that the Kra'Vak are just misunderstood.

-----Original Message-----
From: owner-gzg-l@CSUA.Berkeley.EDU
[mailto:owner-gzg-l@CSUA.Berkeley.EDU]On Behalf Of Randall Case
Sent: Friday, 11 June 1999 13:09
To: gzg-l@CSUA.Berkeley.EDU
Subject: The Imperious forces of the Evil Empire...

(Please note the the tongue is firmly planted in the cheek : )

Hummm... and new force for evil in the GZG universe?

The Evil Empire

In the years prior to the 2d Secessionists War, a certain game company
(founded
in the old UK) grew in power and prestege in all levels of the 'gaming'
world.
Just as they finally beginning to expand their power into politics
(though
control of hundreds of thousands of young gamers) the Secessionists war
begain.
This war absorbed billions of pounds away from the gaming industry and
drew
thousands of young Britions (and Americans) away from gaming. This
weakened
the
Evil Empire and started its slow decline...

The final blow to the Empire began shortly after the Anglican
Confederation
was
established. The Empire was beginning to reassert its control over the
surviving young gamers of the Confederation when a certain scion of the
Windsor
family (the Prince of Wales in fact) announced that he was a life long
miniatures gamer, and that he was using his vast forture to form "The
Royal
Gamer, Inc."!!!

The prince assembled a well trained (and paid!) staff of gamers,
sculpters,
and
writers to build a line of excellent miniatures, rules, and background
supplements... even paints!!! The final straw was that the prince was a
marketing and distribution genius. In one fell swoop his products found
themselves on shelves that even the Evil Empire couldn't touch... those
hollowed grounds of WAL-MART!!!! The Royal Gamer soon possessed well
over
50%
of the existing gaming market and was building a vast new market that
the
Evil
Empire couldn't hope to touch... the Evil Empire knew that it was
defeated.
It
gathered its last few billions of dollars, and legion of fans, and fled
the
inner system- vowing revenge on the Anglican Confederation and the House
of
Windsor!!

The Evil Empire soon found refuge on a cluster of stars 2000 light years
from
Earth. On those worlds, the Evil Empire built vast cloning facilites and
began
to rebuild its legions of fans/zombies! It's warped hatred of its
enemies
twisted the appearance of its followers- some grew in size, and slowly
turned
green... and spoke like street denziens... they became the Boyz...
Others
formed a cult around the founder of the Evil Empire... the ancient
founder
who's life was protected through the ages by the vast throne built to
keep
him
alive. The Emperior was able to maintain control over his devoted
followers
(Adeptus Gamus) and over the orkoid Boyz. He armed them and united them
into
vast legions of Boyz and chapters of legions!! Soon the Evil Empire
built
massive starships... similar to huge gothic cathederals with
snowplows...
and
supported its infantry with vast numbers of WWI want-to-be tanks, and
turned
them against the New Anglican Confederation!

Their mission: to recapture their sacred home- Terra, and to cleanse the
universe of all gaming competitors!!! AVE IMPERATOR!	: )

Gaming notes:

the Evil Imperial forces may only use Evil Empire miniatures and ONLY in
the
porportions given by the Codex! Evil Empire forces may NOT SIDE with ANY
army
that uses any miniature other than those manufactured by the Evil
Empire...

NAC units are the favorite target of the Evil Empire! The Imperial
player
MUST
cleanse the universe of such scum... ; )

Orkoid unit players MUST listen to loud rap music while playing, and
must
call
all of his troops BOYZ! Rember: Red makes it go faster : )

Any comments?? ; )