Re: Off topic joke- Re: With a name like, "Full Thrustt"...

In article <868896226.1010209.0@[193.63.48.5]>, Rob Paul
<rpaul@worf.molbiol.ox.ac.uk> writes
>At 05:16 PM 7/14/97 +0000, you wrote:
>SNIP
>>... Not to mention, (but I will....) the fact that certian freinds of 
>>Scottish descent will give me much greif at the drop of a hat for 
>>being a:
>>..." Randy Campbell"
>>No less.....
>>
>>:)
>>
>>Ranulf (better?:)
>
>Long years ago, a circus was touring the highlands of Scotland by rail.
 
>One of their more enterprising chimps made a break for freedom, still 
>wearing the suit he wore in the ring, but unfortunately, he broke his
neck 
>leaping from the train.  The body was found by two elderly highlanders,

>Dougal and Donald.
>
>"Dougal, will ye look at yon puir divil?  The puir soul must ha fallen
from
>the train."
>"Aye, mebbe so.  D'ye no think he his a look o' a McGregor aboot him?"
>"Na! He's gey bonny a chiel fer a McGregor!  Yon's a Campbell!"
>"Away!  A Campbell's mair sleekit an creeshie!  A Mackay, mebbe?"
>"Na! He isna hairy enough fer a Mackay... He must be an English
tourist..."
>
>I'll get me coat.
>

Oh no.	Who let Jimmy Tarbuck onto the list? :)
-- 

Thomas Heaney
Thomas@kontos.demon.co.uk